Thursday, July 24, 2008

Top 10

Top Ten Reasons Vegas Will be Fun for the NSSBC:

10. Muliple Steel Bridge arrests for underage gambling.

9. Hooking up with M.I.T. counting cards at the MGM Black Jack tables.

8. Sex in the Stratosphere.

7. Images of Bugsy Siegel getting shot in his backyard as you stroll past the Flamingo.

6. Getting brass knuckled by and old schooler after getting caught counting cards with M.I.T.

5. Cheap prime rib.

4. The abundance of sun, and non-abundance of humidity.

3. The neverending supply of free maraschino cherries.

2. A chance to catch up on secondhand smoke.

1. Bright Lights 24-7!

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